My New WatchOctober 16, 2006
Wow! Y’all should see my new Timex watch! And the best part about it is… I didn’t have to pay for it!!! Yeah! You want to know how I got a brand new watch, for free? Simple! I just took a metal box, lit off a few firecrackers inside, shook it up, lit a few more firecrackers, shook it some more, let it sit, shook it a little more, and viola! I’ve got a brand new watch! Pretty sweet?
What? You don’t believe me? Good, I didn’t think I could pull you in that easy. If you think that’s absurd, you should hear these theories called “The Big Bang” and “Evolution!”
//Bring it World
Topic discussed in more depth in: The First Law of Thermodynamics